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How to Become Orthorexic

I love school. I mean they take my children for six hours every week day, for free and teach them stuff too! What's not to love? But just recently they've been making my life harder. There's a new headmaster and he wants to make some changes. Hurrah! Better school, better...

How to Win at Mornings

The morning started with such promise, as all days where everything turns to shit are wont to do. I had spent the previous evening making lists and checking them twice a la Santa with the use of brightly coloured pens and stickers. Yes I had discovered Bullet Journals. To the...
It's like Groundhog Day and like Bill Murray's character I'm a slow learner, haters gonna hate, judgers gonna judge. We all have a parenting ideal and pre-children we think it's going to be so easy to set boundaries, be consistent, show them who's boss and be the perfect parent. Then...
Don't worry, I'm not about to sensationally reveal that one of my boys is shaping up to be a mass murderer. This is only the third post, I don't think we're in that zone yet (I was always a fourth date kinda gal anyway). This is way worse, this is...

Finding a Space to Work

Don't worry, that's not my office. There's no way I could cope with the wallpaper, I mean how can you concentrate on working when you can tell that the two pictures on the wall aren't at the exact same height? Or why would you put a slightly larger plate...
I'm amazed I haven't been institutionalised yet, ten years of being a mother really does deserve a medal or at least a psychiatric assessment. Take this morning, a trip in the car for a sunny walk, picture perfect parenting so far. Five minutes into the journey, I shit you not,...
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