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I have a general rule in life to try and avoid anthropomorphisising my organs. I find it doesn't go down well at medical appointments: “Midwife: So, how’s baby doing today? Lots of movements? Me: Oh, yes. But I'm worried about my uterus, it feels worried about getting back into shape after...

How Did it End Up Like This?

I'm amazed I haven't been institutionalised yet, ten years of being a mother really does deserve a medal or at least a psychiatric assessment. Take...

New Year’s Eve

The last night of the old year, a time when people traditionally look back on the path their lives had taken and weep piteously...

Panic! At the School Gates

I appreciate that by having a massive rant on my last post and then disappearing is the blogging equivalent of those Facebook posts. You...

Why it’s Time to Ditch the Kindle

They're amazing right? I mean you no longer need an old lady shopping trolley to carry your latest essential reads about. You can read...

An Angel With A Dirty Face

It's like Groundhog Day and like Bill Murray's character I'm a slow learner, haters gonna hate, judgers gonna judge. We all have a parenting ideal...

How to Win at Mornings

The morning started with such promise, as all days where everything turns to shit are wont to do. I had spent the previous evening...

How to Become Orthorexic

I love school. I mean they take my children for six hours every week day, for free and teach them stuff too! What's not...
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